2009 Jaffa Sami and Friends.

From Sami Bouchari Today Shabat 21-02-2009:
Homsi: I was born in Lebanon .
Lebanese : 'Oh really, what part?'
Homsi : 'All of me, you silly Lebanese!!.'

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A girl asked her Homsy boyfriend : 'Habibi, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?'
Sure replied the Homsy: 'What's your phone number?'



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Q: Why did the homsi stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

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Q: How do you keep a homsi busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

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Q: Why can't homsis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

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Q: How did the homsi try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

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Q: Why did 18 homsis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

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Q: What do you call a homsi in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.


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Q: A homsi ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in
Six or twelve pieces.
A: 'Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.'

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p;
Homsi #1: 'Have you ever read Shakespeare?'
Homsi #2: 'No, who wrote it??

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What about the homsi's wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.

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Homsi: 'Excuse me sir, what time is it?'
MAN: 'It's 3:15.'
Homsi: (puzzled look on his face) 'You know, it's the weirdest thing,
I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a
Different answer.'


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A homsi was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said 'DISNEYLAND LEFT'. After thinking for a minute he said to himself 'oh well!' and turned around and returned home.

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A Homsi got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to
Finish it.He was! So prou d of himself because at the side of the box
It said ' 2-3 years'!!!

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